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Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness

From The Onion: February 27, 2006 | Issue 42•09

NEW YORK—Millions of eyewitnesses watched in stunned horror Tuesday as light emptied from the sky, plunging the U.S. and neighboring countries into darkness. As the hours progressed, conditions only worsened. Read full story…

I know this is a bit silly but so is the Onion. It really made me laugh. It’s so dramatic like a true tragedy, but the topic is just so simple, its hillarious.